Hi, I'm Katie.

I'm an army brat. I've moved 17 times. I make friends fast.

Lived in West Berlin before the wall came down.

Was on the sideline when Whitney Houston sang the greatest National Anthem of all-time in the greatest puffy tracksuit of all-time.

Also appeared in the Super Bowl XXV Halftime Show. This little boy is singing "Wind Beneath My Wings".
And this halftime show is ranked the worst of all time. #proud

                      Lived with a Russian family in Sochi at age 15. I bought this shirt for $1 or roughly one trillion rubles.

NCAA Division I Scholarship Athlete. Shame about the soaring eagle.

Have written three original pilots nobody wants.

And lastly, my celebrity doppleganger.